Months back, Joe had put me in the running for a chance to box with Uwe Boll. Apparently, Boll picked his opponents and I am not one of them. That's probably because Boll realized he would have no chance against me. How did I not get picked? I mean come on, I run the Uwe Boll Haterz Club! How much more hate can I give?! If you are reading this Mr. Boll, please add me to the list. I challenge you...

The current challengers:

Carlos Palencia Jim?nez-Arg?ello from Madrid, Spain.
Webmaster of www.cinecutre.com; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5aD242Ey8

Richard ?Lowtax? Kyanka from Lee?s Summit, Missouri, USA
Webmaster / CEO for Something Awful
Contact: lowtax@somethingawful.com

Jeff Sneider from Los Angeles, California, USA
Journalist for Ain't It Cool News
Contact: MiraJeff@aol.com

Chris Alexander from Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Journalist / Radio Announcer for Rue Morgue
Magazine / Rue Morgue Radio / AM 640 Toronto
Contact: Harryangel13@aol.com

Nelson Chance Minter from Fredrick, Maryland, USA
Website Critic
Contact: darkknight8656@hotmail.com

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